MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May 8, 2005 "In relating his memories of his marriage, DeMille, certainly unconscious of the implications, once admitted that he first became enchanted with Constance [Adams] when he saw her feet as she was walking up a staircase. Later, in his great days in Hollywood, DeMille's apparent foot fetish, mild but nevertheless motivating, was an open secret. Actresses learned to literally lead with their feet if they wanted a job. The most famous incident involved twenty-nine-year-old Paulette Goddard, who, when the director was casting "North West Mounted Police" (1940), walked into his office at Paramount studios completely made up for the part of the sexy female lead and slapped a bare foot on his desk. She got the job. And although the idea has been attributed to a number of people, including Douglas Fairbanks, Mary Pickford, and theater owner Sid Grauman, it was probably DeMille's suggestion that Grauman immortalize Hollywood's famous by asking them to imprint their feet in soft cement in front of his newly opened Chinese theater (now Mann's Chinese Theater), starting a tradition that created one of the most popular tourist attractions in Hollywood." -- David Wallace, discussing how legendary producer Cecil B. DeMille found his companions and stars, in "Lost Hollywood" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May 1, 2005 "Okay, I admit it -- I desperately hate one thing about my body: I have size 11 feet. I can't believe people care about what shoe size I wear! I mean, I'm not a guy, so it doesn't mean anything! Yeah, it sucks. But really, I don't even care anymore. It sucks because in stores I see all these supercute shoes like Guccis, YSLs, and Manolos. And when they're brought out in my size, they look like clown shoes on me! I can't wear flats because my feet are too long. At least high heels shrink how long my feet look. But forget about ever seeing me in ballet slippers or tennis shoes: I'd look like I was wearing canoes!" -- Paris Hilton in "Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of April 24, 2005 "As we spoke, Applegate took off her boot and peeled away the Ace bandage, and I found myself looking at The Foot. On her ankle is a tattoo symbolizing Agape, or 'Unconditional Love' -- the name of a New Age church she and her mother attend in L.A. There is a large bunionlike bump that, while painless, will never heal. 'There goes wearing my Jimmy Choo mules, she joked.'" -- Boris Kachka, examining the appendage of interview subject Christina Applegate, and important because it cost the producers of Broadway's "Sweet Charity" millions of dollars from injury to recuperation, in "New York" magazine. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of April 17, 2005 "There's one way to separate the beautiful women from the truly beautiful women and this is by their toes. If a girl's toes aren't lovely little piggies, she is completely off my radar no matter what she looks like. She can be Miss America, but if I look down and her feet are busted, it's *off*. Let me give you an example of the worst kind of toe jam: Picture clear plastic, high-ass, come-fuck-me stripper pumps with a set of crooked toes hangin' ten over the front. For God's sake, ladies, do what you have to do, because there has to be a solution. Is the shoe too big? I haven't worn pumps, but it seems to me that if they fit right, them thangs wouldn't slide out there on their own like that. When they do, it's like a fender bender: Everyone slows down to check it out then speeds up and moves on real quick, knowing that no one is hurt but the shit is mangled and in desperate need of a toe truck. "(Never fear, there are solutions. No-Slips are rubber inserts that adhere to the sole of an open-toed sandal or pump to form a clingy surface between foot and shoe. In field-testing conducted by experts at the Tommy Lee Finishing School for Female Feet, introduction of No-Slips has been found to greatly reduce toe-hang. In extreme instances, Lee's team of experts recommends the insertion of Toe-Beds, an orthopedic insole, into all closed-toe shoes to aid the prevention of painful corns, calluses, and unsightly toe-squish. Consult your local shoe salesman, pharmacist, or orthopedist for more information.) "Pamela, my ex-wife, the mother of my kids, one of the most gorgeous women I have ever laid on, has the *most* amazing toes. When we were together I had to keep myself from eating them right off her feet every fucking day. Dude, it was hard. Her toes are perfect. *Fuck*, her whole set of feet is rad. But I knew that before I met her. I'd seen nude pictures of her before we met and the first thing I did was clock her toes." -- Tommy Lee, waxing poetic on his toe requirements and how it helped his relationship with wife number two, in "Tommyland." MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of April 10, 2005 "Ew, foot fetish much?" -- Rachel Bilson as Summer on "The O.C.", after taking the shoes right off her feet at an auction and immediately selling them to a man for $60. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of April 3, 2005 "I am telling you, of all the things I have seen guys go crazy over, the pedicure is number one. Guys may want to hump a girl with big boobs, but they immediately begin falling in love when they see a girl with a gorgeous set of toes. I have had boys point, squawk, and punch their friends, and ask me to wait while they get people from the other room, to take a look at my toes. Mind you, my toes are nothing special. They're normal, human toes. Thy're just well maintained...Boys love nice toes. It's just a fundamental truth. They are a peculiar species." -- Aisha Tyler, in her book "Swerve: Reckless Observations of a Postmodern Girl" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of March 27, 2005 "But look, I do...I have a real nice manicure...or pedicure. Real nice pedicure, I'm told." -- Lisa Rinna, showing off her toes as a way of excusing the cracked heel and fungus on the sole she stuck in the camera a few moments previous, on "SoapTalk" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of March 20, 2005 "Soon, I had so many regulars that all I had to do each night was cater to them. One guy would give me a thousand dollars to let him brush my hair. Another would rub my feet. So I'd just sit there, get pampered, and, boom, earn another thousand dollars. I didn't have to dance, speak, flirt, or give these guys any part of me." -- Jenna Jameson, recalling her days as a 18-year-old Crazy Horse Too stripper MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of March 6, 2005 "I love to have my toes sucked, and sometimes it is so hot that there's no need for any other stimulation." -- Cindy Margolis, in the April 2005 "Stuff" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of March 6, 2005 "Oh my god, I don't even have a pedicure. My Mom's gonna kill me." -- Brittany Snow, before picking up objects with her toes on "The Tony Danza Show" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of February 27, 2005 "I know I am weird, it is mesmerizing for me. Not that I like a man's feet so much, I love my feet, but I am not in love with men's feet." -- Cindy Margolis, asked about her fascination with toenail clipping, in an AskMen.com interview MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of February 20, 2005 "I just painted my toes and they're still wet. Can I get a refill?" -- Kelly Ripa, expecting Wynonna Judd to serve her like her sister does, on "Hope & Faith" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of February 13, 2005 "You can rub my feet if you want." -- Famke Jansen, telling ogling young twins Curtis and Keith Garcia what they can do to help her out while she's reading on the couch, in "Eulogy" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of February 6, 2005 "Well, I'm in my PJ's, rubbing lotion on my feet, because I have callouses." -- Jennifer Finnigan, trying to talk dirty on the phone to her boyfriend, on "Committed" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of January 30, 2005 "Red looks really good on your feet, and it's funny because that's a really tricky color for people to wear." -- Amerie, complementing appreciative co-star Katie Holmes' pedicure (which the listener can't see for themselves), on the DVD commentary to "First Daughter." MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of January 23, 2005 "Considering the sales boost that Manolo Blahnik got when 'Sex and the City's' Carrie Bradshaw ... got mugged for a pair of *those* shoes, it's not surprising that the company does its all to, er, keep best foot forward among the entertainment crowd. Of course we're used to seeing the pricey shoes adorning celebrity feet on red carpets (a pair of plain calfskin sling backs can be found for $465 at Bergdorf's, but other styles cost hundreds more). Now it's 'Sideways' Best Supporting Actress Golden Globes nominee Virginia Madsen, joining forces with Godiva Chocolates and Manolo Blahnik to hype their new Diva shoes Valentine's Day promotion. They'd like ladies and their gentlemen to think of the sexy stilettos as must-have Valentine's Day gifts, and will sell them along with Godiva Chocolates. ... For her part, Virginia is all set to wear her own custom-designed Diva shoes on the Golden Globes red carpet ... With all the talk (complaining!) about how commercialized the red carpet fashion event outside the major awards shows has become, you have to wonder whether the Manolo-Virginia deal will be the start of a whole new level of this type of straight-out red carpet merchandising. Oh, well. That's shoe biz." -- Columnist Marilyn Beck, on how important celebrity footwear has become to retailers. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of January 16, 2005 "They're sort of...deep down. Just look way deep down inside. You can't really see them unless you look inside." -- Brittany Murphy, wanting a doctor to inspect the little bumps in between her toes, and unaware that she's gone to a gynecologist instead of a podiatrist (and the implications of what she's just asked for because of it), in "Little Black Book." MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of January 9, 2005 "...or the toes are hanging off the front. Ladies! Like this... That's not acceptable." -- Carmen Electra, discussing one of her shoe pet peeves even as she's guilty of it herself, on "Carmen Electra's Red Carpet Remix " on MTV MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of January 2, 2005 "What are you doing? Nobody touches her feet but me!" -- Johnny Lewis, intruding on girlfriend Alice Greczyn's pedicure before leaving with her toenail clippings, on "Quintuplets" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of December 26, 2004 "...and it's real perverse, 'cause he has like this foot fetish, and the director has... They just put out a book about Buñuel and it's about how he had these fetishes in all his movies." "I think the director Todd Phillips has a foot fetish." -- Marilyn Manson, trying to discuss Spanish cinematic Surrealism, and Andy Dick, on "Dinner For Five" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of December 19, 2004 "Can I take these home with me?" -- Terry Bradshaw, grabbing Jessica Biel's stilettos on "The Tonight Show" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of December 12, 2004 "Does that really happen? Do ladies really paint each other's toenails like that?" "It's hot, let me tell you." "They paint each other's..." -- Robert Patrick Benedict, Greg Grunberg and Amanda Foreman, on the DVD commentary track to "Felicity" episode "One Ball, Two Strikes" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of December 5, 2004 "I don't normally get manicures and pedicures. I'll go if a friend's going. It's not something I do every day, so I do enjoy it." -- Jessica Biel, talking about the perks that come with doing celebrity photoshoots, on MTV's "Diary" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of November 28, 2004 "My second toe is longer than my first toe...But it really bugs me, because I love feet." -- "The Swan" host Amanda Byram, discussing things about herself she could possibly change with plastic surgery, in the December 2004 "Stuff" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of November 21, 2004 "Portman is no run-of-the-mill good girl, though -- she is a model of intelligence, accomplishment, compassion, good humor, levelheadedness, responsibility, and despite a habit of playing with her toes during an interview, good hygiene. In fact, she's better than the rest of us in every way, but it's impossible to resent her for it because on top of everything else she's just more adorable." -- Aaron Gell, discussing Natalie Portman, in the December 2004 "Elle" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of November 7, 2004 "Wow, look at that manicure! Can you...I wish you could se..there's like a whole... like that, you know how they paint things on a tiny ship, where...it's like there's a whole little sea world, it's a... how can they do something that tiny on a toe? Who's got that patience? That's a hobby. Somebody does that. That's great." -- Ellen DeGeneres, flustered to find the words to describe the pedicure art guest Kaley Cuoco was sticking in her face after immediately calling attention to her toes, on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of October 31, 2004 "I think that was me, with the toe fetish...I find women's feet very sexy." -- "C.S.I." creator Anthony Zuiker, trying to determine which members of his writing staff wrote which line, in the DVD commentary to the episode "Lady Heather's Box" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of October 17, 2004 "Have you ever had an hour and a half foot massage?" -- Chelsea Noble, describing her spa vacation to husband Kirk Cameron, on "Growing Pains: Return of the Seavers" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of October 10, 2004 "But I have very good feet! I have *beautiful* feet!" -- Eva Longoria, protesting an unattractive close-up of her toes on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of October 3, 2004 "...they're so not 'Finger Toes,' I mean, these are 'Finger Toes.' Your's are cute, like french fries." "Really? Yeah, I can do caligraphy with mine." -- Heather Graham and Sarah Chalke, comparing their long toes during a pedicure on "Scrubs" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of September 12, 2004 "Some people are sexually aroused by things that have nothing to do with sex. Things like shoes, gloves, a piece of rubber, or some soft silky cloth can stimulate some people. These things are called fetishes (the word is transferred from its more common meaning: anything that people believe has supernatural power and is therefore treated with great reverence). American males tend to be turned on by breasts; but we would not call the breast a fetish because it seems to be related to sexuality. Chinese men, I understand, are often aroused by a dainty female foot. Americans might think such fascination with a foot a fetish; but a Chinese man might think it intrinsically sexy. So we cannot be absolute. But most of us agree that a shoe or piece of fur that turns people on would be a fetish." -- Lewis B. Smedes, explaining why the Bible doesn't necessarily believe that having a predilection for feet is abnormal, in his book "Sex for Christians: The Limits and Liberties of Sexual Living" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of September 5, 2004 "Some people write to me about my feet because of the sandals I wore in one photo session. People went crazy for my feet!" -- Singer Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil, asked about crazy male fans in the September 2004 issue of "Stuff" magazine. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of August 22, 2004 "Ah yes. Yes! There we go!" -- Access Hollywood host Billy Bush, holding Olympic softball star Jennie Finch's foot and not even bothering to supress his excitement while slipping a shoe on it. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of August 22, 2004 "Look how dirty my feet are!" -- Jessica Simpson, showing her filthy soles to the New Orleans crowd at her first big headlining stadium tour on "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of August 15, 2004 "In the scene where she's on the phone with the limousine company, if you watch her feet, even her feet are acting." -- "13 Going on 30" Producer Gina Matthews, raving about the extent of star Jennifer Garner's performance, on a DVD audio commentary MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of August 8, 2004 "River gets to be barefoot a lot. Summer doesn't like shoes. This is good." -- Summer Glau, asked to name what she likes best about playing her "Serenity" character by her director Joss Whedon, at the San Diego Comicon. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of August 1, 2004 "Yeah, she's got good feet. They're not ugly. They're not ugly feet. I'll tell you that. Nice." -- Howard Stern, doing his usual caller-requested guest foot inspection, this time to Maria Menounos, on "The Howard Stern Show" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of July 25, 2004 "Jimmy told her constantly that he wanted to kiss her toes." -- Stephen Davis, mentioning one of Jim Morrison's many predilections to one of the many women in his wife (this time high school girlfriend Tandy Martin) in "Jim Morrison: Life, Death, Legend" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of July 18, 2004 "I like my feet. I have good feet. I'm lucky. So I like them." -- Stacy Ferguson, asked what her best asset is on VH1's "100 Hottest Bodies." MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of July 11, 2004 "Think Hollywood's not fruity? New pedicure trend for hotties like Beyonce Knowles is keeping tootsies tasty by soaking them in grapefruit oil containing slices of real fruit, cleaning the toes with lemon slices -- and dipping the soles in hot peach wax! YUM!!" -- Gossip columnist and Howard Stern Show regular Mike Walker, on how it's become important for a starlet's feet to not just look good, but smell and taste good too. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May July 4, 2004 "If I have one thing perfect, it's my eyebrows. And my feet. I love my feet. They're like Japanese feet." -- Emmanuelle Béart in "Esquire" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May June 27, 2004 "The flip-flops are completely over the top, but that's how Jennifer lives her life. When Marc saw them in a shop he just had to buy them. He loves Jennifer's feet - she takes good care of them, and is always having pricey pedicures." -- An anonymous friend of Jennifer Lopez and her new husband Marc Anthony to "The Sun," on why he purchased a £13,000 pair of 18-carat gold-feathered sandals to show off what he believes are "the most beautiful feet in the world." MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May June 20, 2004 "I was running around, having my feet rubbed, and my toes were rubbed." - Catherine Zeta-Jones, discussing the benefits of being pregnant on the set of "Traffic" that her "Ocean's 12" co-star Julia Roberts can look forward to, on "Extra" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May June 13, 2004 "What's going on with this little guy...kind of ... curling over?" "It's a little bit bigger than the oth...I think she has pretty toes." "They're very pretty. It's just this one, naughty toe." "It is one naughty toe." "It's unruly, that toe." -- Dave Navarro and Ashlee Simpson, circling Kate Beckinsale's toe with an on-screen telestrator while doing their red-carpet coverage at the 2004 MTV Movie Award Pre-Show. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May June 6, 2004 "The destination this Sunday is Biloxi's fanciest spa, the Beau Rivage, for mani-pedis... Once settled in the beige and peach treatment room at the Beau Rivage, Paris wiggles in her chair as the dead skin is pumiced off her heel. She opts for pastel pink polish, while Nicole gets into a near argument with her pedicurist about the fashion merits of white toenail polish (she's pro)...Paris' pedicurist, a soft-spoken, wide-eyed young woman who gave up her lunch break to buff the hotel heiress' feet, can hardly contain her curiosity... The manicurist looks up from her scrubbing. 'Will you be coming back to Biloxi?' she asks. Paris and Nicole giggle, and chime their answer in unison: 'No!'" -- From Jessica Shaw's "Rich Girls Gone Wild!" Re: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's "The Simple Life 2," in the June 11, "Entertainment Weekly" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May 30, 2004 "You're really good at that." -- Angus T. Jones, watching intently as Megan Fox paints her toenails on "Two and a Half Men" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May 23, 2004 "I have beautiful feet. And I take such good care of them, they're so clean you could eat off them." -- Kelly Ripa, playing along with a teasing Regis Philbin, who feigned displeasure that he had to give her a pedicure after losing a bet on "Live! with Regis & Kelly" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May 16, 2004 "While we may bitch and moan about the time, pain, and expense of waxing, manicures, and our other various beauty regimens, we love showing up for you all smooth and soft, with pretty red toes." -- One of Samantha Mathis' "Ten Things You Don't Know About Women," in the June 2004 "Esquire" pg. 66 MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of May 2, 2004 "And he had met this amazingly beautiful girl and took her back to the apartment and I was literally standing on the bed, straddling, looking down at them as Kip, you know, took her shoes off and sucked her toes and whatnot..." -- Director Roger Avary, discussing the filming of Kip Pardue's European adventure sequence, on his commentary track to "The Rules of Attraction" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of April 18, 2004 "While it comes as no surprise that film goddess Angelina Jolie is a free spirit who adores her son Maddox, who knew that she and her "Taking Lives" co-star Ethan Hawke shared the same fascination? When I sat down with Ethan Hawke last week in New York he looked down at my sandaled feet, nodded and said, 'Nice toes.' OK, um, thanks, interesting ... and on with the interview. Minutes later I sat across from Angelina Jolie one on one. I said, 'Good to see you again.' She smiled, looked down at my feet and said something to the effect of, 'I really like your toes.' I laughed and said, 'You know, funny enough, Ethan just told me the same thing.' Angelina laughed too and said, 'Yeah, I think we share the same thing.' The day before the interview I had stopped into one of those strip-mall nail salons in L.A. for a simple pink French pedicure with a little white flower on the big toes. So are Angelina and Ethan foot people or are they just fans of the latest trend in pedicures? You decide." -- "Dish Diva," posting in her March 19 "Buzzworthy" column on MSN MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of April 11, 2004 "I have this fantasy that you and your pal Jessica Alba sit around in Los Angeles and paint each other's toenails." "I haven't done her toes yet. We do put sunblock on each othr becauese we're outdoors all day." -- GQ's Choire Sicha and Ashley Schott, in the March 2004 issue MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of April 4, 2004 "Quentin Tarantino sucked Cameron Diaz's feet." -- Joe Eszterhas, relaying gossip their mutual manicurist told him, in his memoir "Hollywood Animal." MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of March 28, 2004 "I'm just looking at your toes, girlfriend." -- Dave Chappelle to Krista Allen, who busted him from staring at her feet when she sat down next to him on "Last Call with Carson Daly" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of February 22, 2004 "If you were my wife, I would massage your feet every night until you fell asleep." -- Paul Soter to Marisa Coughlan, in "Super Troopers" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of February 15, 2004 "Well, my second toe is longer than my big toe." -- Nikki Ziering, asked by Howard Stern if there is any part of her body that she thinks is flawed. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of February 1, 2004 "A little toe licking never hurt anyone." -- Pamela Anderson, in her February 2004 "Jane" magazine column. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of January 18, 2004 "One guy cut out pictures of my feet out of magazines and sent them to me to sign. He wrote about how I had great feet, and it just gave me the shakes. I guess he had a foot fetish, but I thought it was kind of weird." -- The WWE's Stacy Keibler, on odd requests from admirers, in a "Playboy" inteview MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of January 11, 2004 "That's what I would do if I hadn't seen you in a while: rip that shoe off." -- Jay Leno to Mandy Moore on "The Tonight Show," after she related the story of how boyfriend Andy Roddick read about her new toe tattoo in "People" magazine before she could surprise him, and removed her shoe upon seeing her. MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of November 23, 2003 "Yeah, it is true. I always check out a woman's feet." -- Enrique Iglesias, asked if it is true that he has a fetish for girlfriend Anna Kournikova's, on the November 19 "Extra" MOUSEALERT DIGEST for the Week of Week of Novemeber 9, 2003 "Calling her his 'favourite bare-footed actress', Charles said he got to know them quite well over the years. The Prince and Emma Thompson were sharing a platform at the 30th anniversary at the charity ActionAid at St James's Palace. The Prince wore a crisp navy blue suit and black shoes polished to a sparkle. At his side was Thompson in baggy silk trousers and a velvet jacket. Her grey Stephane Kelian platform shoes, however, were on the other side of the room tucked beneath a luxury red padded bench. Ms Thompson, a celebrity ambassador for ActionAid, stood bare-footed at a lectern making a passionate speech about the charity, which works with impoverished children in more than 30 Third World countries. The Prince, taking his turn at the microphone, said: 'I'm delighted to be preceded by my favourite bare-footed actress, whom I have known for some time. In fact, when I first met her, she was bare-footed so I have got to know her feet quite well.'" -- From the Ananova news report "Prince Pays Homage to Emma's Feet," Thursday, March 21, 2002